Thursday, September 15, 2016

Conversations With Simon...


I had this conversation with Simon this morning…

Prior to our morning walk, while Simon impatiently waited outside the RV, I had cleaned all the RV counter tops, the stove and table with all-purpose cleaner… 

Not a fan of the smell… The morning walk gives it a chance to dissipate…

Explaining to him the reason to clean as means to minimize food smells, etc… So as not to attract flies… And thinking out loud… I thought… “Damn, things eat shit.”

“So do I”, replied Simon, “How come I can’t fly???”

“Cuz you’re fat, Simon. You can’t fly cuz, you’re fat… It’s Isaac Newton’s fault.”

“Aw… FIG!!!”, Simon snorted.

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Dances With Labradors

Heading east out of Leavenworth, WA the Tuesday morning after Labor Day in no hurry to get anywhere in particular, I thought about the pioneers who headed west by wagon… They had no choice but to not be in a hurry… Many times after travelling all day still camping within sight of their previous night’s campsite…

I am grateful I could not see Leavenworth in my rearview mirror as I set up camp Tuesday night at Hawk Creek campground… Hawk Creek feeds into Roosevelt Lake, which was formed when the Grand Coulee Dam was built on the Columbia River… Simon and I were the only ones there, camped beside a waterfall… It’s on Native American land and they are now calling me… “Dances with Labrabors”… Maybe if I had smoked a “peace pipe” with them they would have set me up with the Chief’s daughter???

A needed quiet night to start our journey east and south… The campfire ban, due to the dry weather, being the only negative…

While enjoying an early morning cup of coffee Wednesday morning, we were graced by the presence of a very majestic visitor… As we watched a Bald Eagle fish the mud flats of the creek for about 30minutes…

He was alone and free… Kind of symbolizes this life we have adopted… The one we were meant for all along… Yet while we love our time alone in the wilderness, a shout out needs to go to some of the wonderful people we have met along our way especially the last two or three years…  

While some only in passing… Some from one of my previous life’s… The Navy… And some who have also adopted this “No Vacation Necessary” lifestyle… The list is long… But you’ve all made our lives richer with your friendships and we hope to see at least some of you somewhere on the road again… Thank you…

Packing up and continuing east and into Montana Wednesday morning we spent 2 days along the Clark Fork River north of Missoula… The second day most of it inside due to rain… Something we hadn’t seen in central Washington in months…

Breaking camp early Friday morning… We continued south on Rte. 93… Stopping just north of the Idaho state line… Near the Lost Trail and Chief Joseph Passes… Just west of the Continental Divide… Setting up camp again at The Indian Trees Campground in the Bitterroot National Forest… It’s primitive… No hook ups… Vault toilets… Potable water available… But it’s Quiet… Alone… Dry… Warm… At least while the sun is out… It cools off quick once the sun goes down… Can’t ask for more… We’ll be here until Monday…

For anyone thinking this sounds like an easy life… Breaking down and setting up camp every few days is a lot of work… I’ve changed my underwear, but I haven’t had a shower or a bath since last Monday… I’m not tanned… I’m filthy…

The RV is dinged up and showing some wear… Yet I wouldn’t trade this life now for much of anything else… This is a life that really focuses one in on what’s really important in life… And it has taught me to be very grateful for those things…  

There’s no timetable here and many times there’s no cell signal, the internet connection is weak at best… But let me assure you… The connection with the Universe and the small still voice that it speaks in is far superior… Forced to be alone with our thoughts… Not only to listen… But also to hear…

I have been toying with the idea of sharing some of what we hear… But for now it’ll just stay in my journal… For now that’s between me and the Universe…

In a scene right out of the movie “Castaway” pine cones instead of coconuts thunder to the ground and Simon has become my “Wilson” and I lean on him for support as much as he leans on me…
Monday morning, a week after Labor Day, we headed out of Indian Tree Campgrounds and south into Idaho… Pulling into Idaho Falls a day earlier than expected… Spent Monday night at the Snake River RV Park…

Walked into the Roadhouse Saloon, a short walk from the RV park for a late lunch early dinner and the Andy Griffith show was on TV… Yeah, I got back to Idaho Falls and Mayberry was on TV… Never thought I would say this about Idaho Falls… But it’s goddamn good to be home…

Dumped tanks Tuesday morning… Had two new tires put on the RV and headed to Shelley… Going to sit here for hopefully only a week… Need to finish up some loose ends and then head south thru Utah and into New Mexico… TAKING OUR TIME DOING IT… There’s lots of beautiful and spiritual places to visit and see in in the southwestern desert… I ain’t talking about the Salt Lake Mormon Temple… That’s not spiritual… That's bullshit…

There’ll be lots more written and plenty of pictures posted when we have a strong enough internet signal… We’ll have one while we are here so I figured it was time to finish this blog and get it posted… Looking forward to sitting on the porch here tonight to watch the sunset haven’t seen them from here in a year…

You can enjoy the pictures of our travels on Facebook at www.facebook.com/stevethenuclearguy and stay with us for our travels… Our plan is to spend the winter in New Mexico and we have a lot of ground to cover before getting there…

Thanks for reading… 

Friday, September 2, 2016

You Smell Like the Game...


Our life now... RVing... Like a Med Run or a West Pac... There's the adventure of getting there and the adventure of being there...

Getting there... By submarine or RV is cramped... Sometimes smelly... Everything better be stowed for sea before getting underway... And goddamn it... I'm still hot racking with a smelly dog... 

So I went to the store this morning looking for some scented candles to put in the candle warmer… I’d rather smell Simon than some of the flowery stuff they had… I didn’t get any…

Walking home… Luckily, I still remember where I parked… I had an idea about those candles and some manly scents… Steak… Bacon… Burgers… Fried Chicken… Beer…

Then I remembered… I’m camping… Bears like the same scents…

Guess I’ll go back to the store tomorrow… Maybe they have cinnamon… The RV will smell like Fireball and the bears will just come by for a drink… 

What Difference Does it Make???

This started as a Facebook status update… Because Facebook wants to know what's on my mind... Well, since they asked... There’s a lot on my mind… Too much for a simple status update… So it’s become a blog… As someone once said… “What difference does it make???”

If my dog was outside incessantly barking for no reason other than to bark... I would fully expect someone to ask/tell me to shut him the fuck up...

Note: He isn't/wasn't... He's trained better than that... I'm making an analogy...

Yes, I realize anal is part of that word... It's going to come in handy... Damn... I used anal and come in… In back to back sentences… This could easily flow right into the gutter from here… Facebook might be sorry they asked what’s on my mind…

OK… Back to the analogy…

If my dog was outside incessantly barking for no reason other than to bark... I would fully expect someone to ask/tell me to shut him the fuck up...

So why do people think it’s OK to bring their kids to a Kampground and let them act like animals??? Incessantly, screaming for no reason but to scream… Loudly whining when they don’t get their way and fighting with their siblings…

What’s the difference???

There are a lot of places it would not be acceptable to bring my dog, yet he behaves better than the animals frequenting this Kampground… I’d be expected to put him in a kennel for the weekend or for the time I’m away… Yes, I have ranted about this before…

Well, if you are going to bring your kids how about teaching them to act like humans or leave them in a kennel next time you go away… 

There’s a business idea for you… Kennels and Kages for Kids… But someone else already has the logo… I wouldn’t want to work there… Sometimes I feel like I already do…

Thankfully, it’s the last weekend of the summer… Can I make it until Tuesday without poking my fucking ear drums out??? 

Monday, August 29, 2016

I'm So Excited!!!

Early summer 1985... Standing on the pier... Norfolk, VA... 2 less than two weeks after reporting aboard the USS FLYING FISH SSN-673... Waiting to get underway for a Med Run... Dress Whites... Singing this... 

31 years later... 2016... Late summer... Simon, in his dress whites and I... The Last of the Moheathens... Weeks away from the next leg of our adventure... 

Details of which are changing rapidly... Like the river we are camped on... 

Our life now... RVing... Like a Med Run or a West Pac... There's the adventure of getting there and the adventure of being there...

Getting there... By submarine or RV is cramped... Sometimes smelly... Everything better be stowed for sea before getting underway... And goddamn it... I'm still hot racking with a smelly dog... 

Being there... Everyplace is different... As different as a Med Run and a West Pac... 

As different as a 23 yr old on West Pac and a 29 year old on a Med Run... As different as a dark, crowded, smoke filled, noisy bar, full of drunk sailors and country music and a 60 yr old alone in a quiet campsite, beside a campfire, only the dog near by... 

Surrounded by the sounds of the forest and stars so close they can touched... Far better than the sounds of a casino and flashing neon lights...  

Any way... This song has been echoing in my head all day... #imsoexcited #coulditbeanomen 

https://www.youtube.com/attribution_link?a=b3XQziVgIK0&u=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dg6A6pMO_WKM%26feature%3Dshare

Long may you run...

Just found out yesterday was Rainbow Bridge Rememberance Day... 2/3 of these beautiful boys have crossed... Simon and I are the Last of the Moheathens and we miss his brothers, everyday... Long may you run boys... Long may you run... xxxxx

Saturday, August 27, 2016

No Regrets, Coyote...

A little over a year ago I began the practice each day of listing things I’m grateful for in my journal… Each morning with a cup of coffee, pen and paper… Old school… In cursive… Sister Mary Miserable would be proud… Even if it’s messy sometimes…

It’s been an eye opener and life changing as there are always things to be happy for… Taking the time to think about them to start the day sets the tone for the rest of the day…

Using different methods to provoke good thoughts and to get the ink flowing… This morning I started with the five senses… Sight, Hearing, Smell, Touch and Taste… Felt so good after words I thought I’d share some of the good feelings here…

Sight… The blue sky and all that is good… The trees and the leaves that have already begun turning yellow… Mountains… Sunrises and Sunsets… Smiles… And the wag of Simon’s tail…

Hearing… I’m looking forward to hearing nature again… Three more weeks before Simon and I are alone in the wilderness… The sound of a stream and the wind through the trees… The song of the birds and sounds of the forest… Laughter… And silence, my favorite sound, it’s the sound that speaks the loudest…

Smell… Campfires and good food cooking on the fire… Wild flowers… Simon as I wrap my arms around him and bury my face in the fur of his neck… Smells like love…

Touch… The touch of a friend… Near, far, new, old… A handshake… A hug… Or even a text from afar… The feel of a cool stream to put my feet in… The splash of cool water on my face… The warm sun on my face… The morning dew and the wet grass on my bare feet…

Taste… Good food… Meat off the grill… Fresh fruit and vegetables… Strong coffee… Red wine… Cool water… Good beer…
Warm bed… Good rest…

Time to think… Time to listen and time to hear… Yes, there’s a difference…

No regrets… Life is good…