Sunday, January 3, 2016

The Continuing Saga of Front Desk Adventures…

Phone rings tonight…

Me: Blah, Blah, Blah… This is Steve… Can I help you???

Lady: We’re coming through town with our kids…

(Me thinking… Like that matters???)

Lady: We’d like a room for tonight…

Me: I’m sorry we are sold out tonight…

Lady: What??? How come you’re sold out??? What’s going on??? Blah, blah, blah…

(Me thinking… Her blah, blah, blah… translates to… Bitch, Bitch, Bitch)

Me: Patiently explain I know that might be hard to believe… But she didn’t sound smart… So I talked slow…) to her why we are sold out and what’s going on…

Lady: And that’s the reason you’re sold out??? Well, we’ll never stay the again!!!

(Me thinking… Well… You’re not staying here tonight, either… If we knew you were coming through town tonight we would have saved you a room… It’s called RESERVATIONS!!! I’m it’s not my fucking fault you didn’t make any…)


Me: Glad I could help… Goodbye…