da Ming-yas
They can't sing soprano, but they're da Ming-ya la familia
that puts the FUN back into dys-FUN-ctional
Some of The
Characters
Momma Ming-ya - the matriarch of this dysfunctional
cast of characters and the chief source of the dysFUNctions they endure. Momma Ming-ya thinks God has a special piece
of heaven just for her, only if she makes the lives of her Ming-ya la familia
members a big enough hell, while she's still alive. Yet despite her stated self, assurance on
that promised piece of heaven, she's terrified of her own mortality.
Momma Ming-ya has spent her entire adult life passing as many
phobias and neurosis’s as possible down to her kids and other members of da
Ming-ya la familia. Always resorting to
the almost never fail method of injecting just enough guilt into any situation
necessary, to control the thinking and actions of da Ming-ya la familia. After all, it's how she ensures they all
"love" her.
The fact that best way for her to show "love" to the
rest of da Ming-ya la familia, would be to let them learn to make their own
decisions, does not enter into her thinking.
Since giving them the freedom to do that would mean taking the chance
they'd choose not to be around her any more.
You're killing me!!!! Being the most effective way of casting fear
into the members of da Ming-ya la familia, who having intimate knowledge of all
of her latest maladies, don't want to be the one or ones responsible for
sending her to her self assured reward.
During the few times she has been challenged, she's resorted
to injecting her own brand of guilt into da Ming-ya la famila grieving process.
“I hope you break an ankle dancing on my grave!!!!!!”
Of course never assuming that someone might trip over a rock
as they dig her up attempting to drive a stake through her heart!!!!
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