Thursday, September 15, 2016

Conversations With Simon...


I had this conversation with Simon this morning…

Prior to our morning walk, while Simon impatiently waited outside the RV, I had cleaned all the RV counter tops, the stove and table with all-purpose cleaner… 

Not a fan of the smell… The morning walk gives it a chance to dissipate…

Explaining to him the reason to clean as means to minimize food smells, etc… So as not to attract flies… And thinking out loud… I thought… “Damn, things eat shit.”

“So do I”, replied Simon, “How come I can’t fly???”

“Cuz you’re fat, Simon. You can’t fly cuz, you’re fat… It’s Isaac Newton’s fault.”

“Aw… FIG!!!”, Simon snorted.

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